As it happens, when it happens, vilespottings from around the world!

Vileness Around the World !

Suddenly vileness has gone global, with Category 5 outbreaks of vileness reported in China, Vietnam, Malaysia and Indonesia. The bird flu epidemic is believed to be a minor side-effect of this underlying cause. Vile thoughts and intentions have been recorded at speeds of over 250 kph. Our forecasters suggest that zones in the path of these outbreaks should construct earth mounds or erect sandbag barriers to deflect the vileness upwards and overhead.

The previous vile activity over Western Australia appears to have lost intensity, but the northern parts of Australia now face this new impending threat. Mass evacuation may be called for - check daily with this website. In the meanwhile, stockpile food and water, and batten down.

Vile-o-meter Discoloration

Our vile-o-meter registers the rise in worldwide vilemass. Current level is dangerous and may soon move to purulent.

The El Grosso Effect

The 'El Grosso' effect, whereby rises in Australian vileness are inversely proportional to rises in vileness in South America, and vice versa, appears to be no longer operating. The graph below demonstrates the general working of the 'El Grosso' effect, not including the last seven days, when the nexus may have been broken.

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