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From: rattlers@nzmailcom
Subject: Macabre Incidents at St Benedicts
Date: August 19th 2004 7:18:54 PM
To: reports@vilewatch.com
Dear Vilewatch (are you the 12 High
Watchers?)
We saw some stickers for www.vilewatch.com,
so we looked up your website. We didn't take it seriously
at first. Then things started happening at our school and
now we're not laughing any more.
We're at St Benedict's in Otago, New
Zealand - it's a private Anglican college, all boarders. At
the start of this year, a new teacher called Mr Vincent came
to take over Mrs Scobie's geography classes for a term. We're
in the Year 11 class.
The first thing we noticed was when
Mr Vincent used the overhead projector and left strange smears
on the glass, like a faint green mould. Gary Ratcliffe reckoned
there must be something wrong with his skin. So next lesson
we nicked his ballpoint pen from his desk when he wasn't looking.
Then we dangled the pen above warm
water in an old fish tank. Warm and moist, like we learned
in biology. For five days nothing happened. Then the pen started
to grow a greeny-grey mould. At the end of the week, you couldn't
see the pen because it was totally covered in this disgusting
thick fur.
So we knew he had microbes like you
wouldn't believe. But the worst was yet to come. He never
sits still when he's behind his desk at the front of the class,
always scratching himself and twisting around on his chair.
At the end of yesterday's geography class, Gary saw something
he'd left behind where he'd been sitting. A cluster of tiny
browny-grey worms! A dozen of them, each one no bigger than
the end of a match, squirming and wriggling on the wooden
seat!
We decided to contact you at once.
We don't know what to do. Is this a symptom of the force of
vileness? We haven't been able to buy a copy of The Vicar
of Morbing Vyle or The Black Crusade, so we don't know if
anything like this has happened before. Please help.
The students of Year 11,
St. Benedict's College
[Editor's Reply:-
Dear Year 11 students,
The
Vicar of Morbing Vyle is almost unobtainable and The
Black Crusade isn't published until October. But yes,
there are suspicious similarities. Do we have any vilewatchers
out there in New Zealand who can investigate?]
Read major case reports in
Report from Stravignano v Report from St. Benedict's
v Report on Rasterizing v Canberra:The Appalling Truth v The Thing in the Sewer v Perturbed in Uruguay v Viola v Vibrators
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