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Updated constantly! Sightings and reports
from around the world! If you suspect a case of vileness,
send the information to our e-mail address immediately.
Volunteers needed to investigate cases already reported.
We
vilify the vile!
VILIFICATIONS
1. Ellie Pizzi of Rockdale, NSW. Vileness of behaviour in VenueX club in Sydney.
2. Tony Ballister of Tamworth. Vile affection for Nina K****i.
3. Green essence of vile! Unknown bird overflying Gareth Stone of Burleigh Heads.
4. Geraldine H********* of New
York, US. Confirmed as vile, pimples beyond redemption.
5. Suspicious behaviour of lyre bird in Taronga Park Zoo, overheard reproducing a high-pitched tinkling laugh in the manner of the Marquis of Morbol Villica and the Vicar of Morbing Vyle.
Please
note: the above vilifications have been e-mailed
to us by vilewatchers around the world. Based on personal
observation, they should be taken as warnings rather than
convictions. At www.vilewatch.com,
we believe in the presumption of paranoia. 'Better safe than
sorry' is our policy.
DE-VILIFIED:
Changed Status of Earlier Reported
Subjects
1. E****beth Stodd**t of Lismore. Nostril hairs now trimmed and acceptable.
2. Small elderly ladies on trains. Previous villification was based on personal vindictiveness and cardiganophobia.
3. Mark Wing-Davies of ?? Has left US and is presumed no longer active.
Notify us
of further Vilifications
(or De-Vilifications)!
Send Major Case Reports to our e-mail
address: reports@vilewatch.com.
Shocking events reported by Kent Lawson: read Perturbed in Uruguay
Read major case reports in
Report from Stravignano v Report from St. Benedict's
v Report on Rasterizing v Canberra:The Appalling Truth v The Thing in the Sewer v Perturbed in Uruguay v Viola v Vibrators
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