CANBERRA: THE APPALLING TRUTH!

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 12:30:53 +1000

From:
Kaaron Warren

To:
reports@vilewatch.com

Subject:
Confirmed! Pig Plantings

CONFIRMED!!! CONFIRMED!!! CONFIRMED!!!!

There is a butcher in Canberra selling pigs grown from the small hard discs
of fat (known secretly as "seeds") you find in bacon. The farmer plants
these "seeds" in a dark, damp location then tends them as they grow, snout
first, out of the ground. The pigs are harvested before they grow legs
because the gourmands of Canberra prefer their bacon and ham to be tender.
This vileness is going unreported because all who taste the flesh become
instant vile-o-philes! Is there no stopping them? I have resisted tasting of
the flesh thus far but the smell of those rashers cooking brings the bile to
my throat and the vile to my heart.
This vileness must be stopped.

Your correspondant
Mrs ****

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