Vegan Viewpoint

Dear Donna,

I find all forms of alcohol vile even with the latest
research suggesting that a glass a day (of wine) has
health benefits. It symbolizes an industry that has
perpetuated so much harm it simply outways the good.

Me i prefer to be administered legal psychoactive
drugs and use my intellectual ability to disempower
addicts like you!

Young fresh green marijuana is the go

from vegan steven

Dear Vegan Steven,

Young Fresh Green indeed! Young people today are always trying to be so outré! Green was very popular back in my younger days too, although I must warn you that Creme de Menthe is a powerful substance, one not to be toyed
with lightly. Here's a little recipe you might enjoy:

The Whoopee

= dry gin, 1/3 Cream, 1/6 Creme de Menthe.
Shake.
Serve with a cherry.

Try one and you'll soon find yourself making whoopee!

Donna

Return of the Vegan

(vegan steven writes to the 12 High watchers)

What a smooth site, i almost got sucked in by it (the
web), especially when my text got top billing!
TELL (and don't kiss) if you are one of the high
watches and there are twelve in total can i make the
bakers dozen?
And bread is where it is at as i clear some of my most
pressing debts in a few short hours on DOLE DAY.
Look V2.. This is Steven the V here why would i mix a
green drink that has cream when i'm a V?
Why would i even think of consuming alcohol when i
told you of the negative parralels in society?
I sympathise if the lady with red is stuck that way
perhaps it's a stress related syndrome as a cosequence
of having to provide a councilling service for what is
primarily a youth agony aunt site.

Dear Vegan Steven,

I pride myself on being non-judgemental, but sometimes a true friend has to speak plainly. To speak plainly, darling, your stream of consciousness is up the creek. I hate to be the one to tell you, but it’s seriously clogged with WEED!

I advise you to have your head dredged and drained. Believe me, it’s not as painful as it sounds – similar to an oil change, really. Far better than letting your stream of consciousness block up so badly that your brains start dribbling out of your earholes. (I’m serious: it happened to a friend of mine, and she ruined her best dress and a perfectly good top.)

I know you sent your message to the Twelve High Watchers rather than to me personally, but they felt that your mental state needed my attention.

With your welfare at heart,
Donna

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