Dogs and Underwear

Dear Donna,

Do you think if I started wearing underwear, the dogs in the street would stop following me around? Only I think I'd miss the company.

Adelle Sweetness

Dear Adelle,

Don't worry about the dogs. There are hundreds more where they came from. The streets are full of them. You need to be a little more selective in your life, and a lot more confident. Personally, I'd hate to be seen with anything smaller than a full-grown labrador. And as for underwear, why not aim for a more sophisticated appeal? If dogs are really your thing, you could look for a fetching little pair of panties with an attractive spotted dalmation pattern. Or what about cute pink bones on a green background? I haven't explored this area myself, but I'm sure you could find appropriately perfumed underwear in certain sections of the adult shops in Sydney or Melbourne. (You know how choosy dogs are about smells.) Don't be afraid to use your imagination, Adelle.

Warm regards and kindly pats,

Donna

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