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The Black Crusade - Front Cover
Publisher's Warning: From back cover
Reading The Black Crusade may cause feelings
of
nausea, blindness, loss of status and social embarrassment.
Do not read this book on public transport,
in crowded places or in the company of senior citizens.
Do not read this book aloud. Do not read
Chapter 6,
Chapter 18 or Chapter 22 under any circumstances.
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The Black Crusade - Back Cover
Why do Horace Cull's little loaves
of bread have bones in them?
What is homicidal sexual mania,
and does Volusia really suffer from it?
Why do the Black Crusaders worship the
evolutionary theory of the Holy Darwin?
Whose blood is in the beetles at Falkenheim Castle?
Why does Ingel Brankey's new bride
call him a flaccid flopper?
How do the Black Crusaders recover a key
from Brother Dragorian's bowesl?
Why does Basil Smorta need to extend his manhood
beyond all human possibility?
What's the connection between the Marquis of
Morbol Villica and the Vicar of Morbing Vyle?
And how can YOU contribute to
www.vilewatch.com and help in
the war against universal vileness?
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